Now that's what I call a Hacker

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ENG source - https://www.jitbit.com/alexblog/249-now-thats-what-i-call-a-hacker/
via RU source - http://bash.im/

Shared by a programmer named Nihad Abbasov, known as "Narkoz" on GitHub. Narkoz says that the scripts came from another programmer. He tells the story like this: there was a programmer who left for another company, the type of guy that "if something — anything — requires more than 90 seconds of his time, he writes a script to automate that."

xxx: (and the oscar goes to) fuckingcoffee.sh - this one waits exactly 17 seconds (!), then opens an SSH session to our coffee-machine (we had no frikin idea the coffee machine is on the network, runs linux and has SSHD up and running) and sends some weird gibberish to it. Looks binary. Turns out this thing starts brewing a mid-sized half-caf latte and waits another 24 (!) seconds before pouring it into a cup. The timing is exactly how long it takes to walk to the machine from the dudes desk.

his scripts :
https://github.com/NARKOZ/hacker-scripts

#coffee #network
 
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