A boy tried to look into a girls shirt

[Costas]

A boy tried to look into a girls shirt, (she was his classmate).
Girl: Be civilized.
Boy: Is it bad?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: No. Members of same class can access private data.

 

[Costas]

3 Database Admins walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.

void life() {
  int happiness=100;
  while(happiness) {
    happiness--;
    pay_taxes();
  }
  die();
}

Why do java coders wear glasses? Because they don't C#